The other night I was sitting in bed, drinking wine, munching on chips carrot sticks while simultaneously browsing various apps on my handy, dandy iPad who I have affectionately named Paddy.
I see an article on my Flipboard App entitled, "Live Strong, Feel Great: Bob Greene's 3 Secrets to Feeling 20 Years Younger."
The article is actually from 2011, so I have no idea why my favorite app is recycling this particular article. It must only mean the app gods are trying to tell me something about my lifestyle. As I sit in bed consuming a large amount of calories at 11:00 PM, I reflect on what message they could possibly be trying to send me. Hmmm?
Anywho, I'm initially annoyed imagining how young I would feel had I read Bob's dang article two years ago. Then I read the article, and I am THRILLED to report I am already following all three of his "secrets."
Here are his secrets and...Shhhhh...keep this on the down-low because it's a secret, after all.
(Please note, I am now whispering to you because that's my secret-sharing voice):
Secret #1 - Maintain an active social life.
Well, Bob, no problem there! I'm happy to say I have over 300 Facebook friends who I report to daily. They know when I'm having a good day or a bad day. At least a few of them like what I have to say, and they sure share the Facebook love with me on my birthday. Plus, I always have my good buddy, Paddy the iPad, by my side.
Secret #2 - Try some tofu
I tried tofu. I have no intention of trying it again. Enough said.
Secret #3 -Get active
Well, my index fingers are remarkably active and that should count for something, right? They get quite a workout texting, Facebooking, and flipping through apps. I really do have svelte fingers. I suppose exercise could have the same impact on the rest of my body, but for now I'm going to just continue exercising my fingers. I would hate to pull a muscle or something.
After following these three tips, I guess it means I should feel 20 years younger. That means I should feel like a 21 year old.
Bob, I hate to argue with you since you're the fitness guru, but I am waaaaaayyyy too sober to feel like my 21 year old self. Guess I should pour myself another drink to celebrate my youthfulness!
I see an article on my Flipboard App entitled, "Live Strong, Feel Great: Bob Greene's 3 Secrets to Feeling 20 Years Younger."
The article is actually from 2011, so I have no idea why my favorite app is recycling this particular article. It must only mean the app gods are trying to tell me something about my lifestyle. As I sit in bed consuming a large amount of calories at 11:00 PM, I reflect on what message they could possibly be trying to send me. Hmmm?
Anywho, I'm initially annoyed imagining how young I would feel had I read Bob's dang article two years ago. Then I read the article, and I am THRILLED to report I am already following all three of his "secrets."
Here are his secrets and...Shhhhh...keep this on the down-low because it's a secret, after all.
(Please note, I am now whispering to you because that's my secret-sharing voice):
Secret #1 - Maintain an active social life.
Well, Bob, no problem there! I'm happy to say I have over 300 Facebook friends who I report to daily. They know when I'm having a good day or a bad day. At least a few of them like what I have to say, and they sure share the Facebook love with me on my birthday. Plus, I always have my good buddy, Paddy the iPad, by my side.
Secret #2 - Try some tofu
I tried tofu. I have no intention of trying it again. Enough said.
Secret #3 -Get active
Well, my index fingers are remarkably active and that should count for something, right? They get quite a workout texting, Facebooking, and flipping through apps. I really do have svelte fingers. I suppose exercise could have the same impact on the rest of my body, but for now I'm going to just continue exercising my fingers. I would hate to pull a muscle or something.
After following these three tips, I guess it means I should feel 20 years younger. That means I should feel like a 21 year old.
Bob, I hate to argue with you since you're the fitness guru, but I am waaaaaayyyy too sober to feel like my 21 year old self. Guess I should pour myself another drink to celebrate my youthfulness!
I bet my fingers could beat up your fingers!!
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