Hey, Men, don't get snippy with me. I didn't come up with the title of this blog all on my own.
Nope, it's the name of an article in Scientific American. You can read the article here.
No, I don't typically read Scientific American or anything scientific. I have a strict policy about that. Ironically, my husband forwarded me the article. I think he wanted to explain why he is cognitively impaired but was too cognitively impaired to articulate it.
Instead he sent me an email with the article attached.
Yes, we are married so we communicate more via email and text message than we do face to face.
As women have known for eons, it's a scientific fact that men go stupid when talking to an attractive woman. Now it's also a scientific fact that men go stupid even when ANTICIPATING talking with a woman.
I, for one, think this explains an awful lot.
Maybe politicians are not as stupid as I thought. They are just cognitively impaired as a result of speaking to women. Perhaps this is why they all seemingly hold a grudge against women and women's rights? The oppression of women is the only way of keeping us from taking over the planet.
Here are my favorite lines from the article:
"Although the studies on their own don’t offer any concrete explanations ... the reason may have something to do with men being more strongly attuned to potential mating opportunities."
Yep, men are that simple.
The mere thought of potentialrolls in the hay "mating opportunities" is enough to leave men cognitively impaired. No doubt the impairment is the result of blood rapidly leaving their brains and traveling to their dominate organ.
My husband is interrupting this brilliant observation to point out that it is scientifically inaccurate ("Cerebral blood flow is well maintained during the act of...blah, blah blah").
He's talking to me, but I only listen to him when he communicates via text message.
Plus, he's cognitively impaired now anyway, right?
Nope, it's the name of an article in Scientific American. You can read the article here.
No, I don't typically read Scientific American or anything scientific. I have a strict policy about that. Ironically, my husband forwarded me the article. I think he wanted to explain why he is cognitively impaired but was too cognitively impaired to articulate it.
Instead he sent me an email with the article attached.
Yes, we are married so we communicate more via email and text message than we do face to face.
As women have known for eons, it's a scientific fact that men go stupid when talking to an attractive woman. Now it's also a scientific fact that men go stupid even when ANTICIPATING talking with a woman.
I, for one, think this explains an awful lot.
Maybe politicians are not as stupid as I thought. They are just cognitively impaired as a result of speaking to women. Perhaps this is why they all seemingly hold a grudge against women and women's rights? The oppression of women is the only way of keeping us from taking over the planet.
Here are my favorite lines from the article:
"Although the studies on their own don’t offer any concrete explanations ... the reason may have something to do with men being more strongly attuned to potential mating opportunities."
Yep, men are that simple.
The mere thought of potential
My husband is interrupting this brilliant observation to point out that it is scientifically inaccurate ("Cerebral blood flow is well maintained during the act of...blah, blah blah").
He's talking to me, but I only listen to him when he communicates via text message.
Plus, he's cognitively impaired now anyway, right?
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