If you are sensitive to the foul language of sailors, you may want to stop reading. Although I don't come from a long line of sailors, I'm about to rant vulgarly.
First, I should say that my ovaries and I have not always been on speaking terms. Those two can be scheming, conniving ladies who have caused me my fair share of pain and suffering.
As a woman who has struggled with infertility, I realize the irony of me standing up and telling politicians to back away from the birth control issue. While they're at it, they can leave Planned Parenthood the hell alone, too!
I mean really, should the Duggers be the family we all aspire to be? Really?
I have the right to do whatever I want to do with my ovaries and reproductive tract because they are MINE!! Mine! Mine! Mine! (I learned this kind of language from my children).
I suppose next you're going to tell me how many children I can have? That's really worked well for CHINA!
After that, I suppose you'll tell me with whom I can procreate. I'm totally against that. (Unless of course you think George Clooney and I should...you know...)
Listen up, politicians!
You are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
I understand that so I'm going to talk veeeery slooooowly.
If we didn't provide you with your daily dose of Viagra, how would that make you feel?
Fine? Really?
Well, how about if blood poured from your penis every 28 freaking days?
How would you feel about that, Hot Shot?
Aren't there more important issues you could address?
Given the current economic climate, for example, perhaps you could focus on the "E" word.
I'll give you a clue. It rhymes with autonomy.
Yes, the ECONOMY deserves your attention and thoughtful consideration - not my reproductive tract!
Incidentally, autonomy is what I have with my ovaries and uterus. You can leave those gals alone.
I CANNOT BELIEVE A BUNCH OF OLD, WHITE, MALE POLITICIANS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT WOMEN SHOULD DO WITH THEIR REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS!!
Anyone else have the urge to burn your bra in the middle of the street or do I just need to take another Midol tablet?
I suppose if we were talking about the politicians' testicles, they would feel differently.
Never mind. I'm totally wrong about that. You know why?
These politicians don't have any balls.
First, I should say that my ovaries and I have not always been on speaking terms. Those two can be scheming, conniving ladies who have caused me my fair share of pain and suffering.
As a woman who has struggled with infertility, I realize the irony of me standing up and telling politicians to back away from the birth control issue. While they're at it, they can leave Planned Parenthood the hell alone, too!
I mean really, should the Duggers be the family we all aspire to be? Really?
I have the right to do whatever I want to do with my ovaries and reproductive tract because they are MINE!! Mine! Mine! Mine! (I learned this kind of language from my children).
I suppose next you're going to tell me how many children I can have? That's really worked well for CHINA!
After that, I suppose you'll tell me with whom I can procreate. I'm totally against that. (Unless of course you think George Clooney and I should...you know...)
Listen up, politicians!
You are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
I understand that so I'm going to talk veeeery slooooowly.
If we didn't provide you with your daily dose of Viagra, how would that make you feel?
Fine? Really?
Well, how about if blood poured from your penis every 28 freaking days?
How would you feel about that, Hot Shot?
Aren't there more important issues you could address?
Given the current economic climate, for example, perhaps you could focus on the "E" word.
I'll give you a clue. It rhymes with autonomy.
Yes, the ECONOMY deserves your attention and thoughtful consideration - not my reproductive tract!
Incidentally, autonomy is what I have with my ovaries and uterus. You can leave those gals alone.
I CANNOT BELIEVE A BUNCH OF OLD, WHITE, MALE POLITICIANS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT WOMEN SHOULD DO WITH THEIR REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS!!
Anyone else have the urge to burn your bra in the middle of the street or do I just need to take another Midol tablet?
I suppose if we were talking about the politicians' testicles, they would feel differently.
Never mind. I'm totally wrong about that. You know why?
These politicians don't have any balls.
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