It's fiction, obviously.
Fifty Shades of Grey reminds me of Christmas.
EEK! I think that might be blasphemy.
My inner goddess just cringed and made a run for the hills.
Let me re-phrase:
Fifty Shades of Grey reminds me of when I have to wrap large amounts of presents.
There are only so many ways to wrap a present.
1. You can wrap a present on a table or other hard service.
2. Presents can easily be wrapped on the floor assuming you can get down on the floor and back up again without hurting yourself.
3. You can wrap a present any time of the day or night.
4. You can wrap a present in total silence or while listening to loud chamber music.
5. You can bag your present. You know, place the present in a nice gift bag.
6. You can wrap a present with a pair of scissors in one hand andcable ties tape in the other.
7. You can tie the present up withrope ribbons and put a blindfold bow on top
8. You can perhaps wrap a present in or around a bathtub, but it can get awfully messy if you go that direction.
In the end, you are left with a wrapped present.
Sure, sometimes the presentfeels looks better and more satisfying than others, but it is still a wrapped present.
If you've not yet read Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James, you need to do so.
Not because it's a literary masterpiece but because your inner goddess will thank you for it.
Plus, it's better than spending an evening wrapping presents.
Fifty Shades of Grey reminds me of Christmas.
EEK! I think that might be blasphemy.
My inner goddess just cringed and made a run for the hills.
Let me re-phrase:
Fifty Shades of Grey reminds me of when I have to wrap large amounts of presents.
There are only so many ways to wrap a present.
1. You can wrap a present on a table or other hard service.
2. Presents can easily be wrapped on the floor assuming you can get down on the floor and back up again without hurting yourself.
3. You can wrap a present any time of the day or night.
4. You can wrap a present in total silence or while listening to loud chamber music.
5. You can bag your present. You know, place the present in a nice gift bag.
6. You can wrap a present with a pair of scissors in one hand and
7. You can tie the present up with
8. You can perhaps wrap a present in or around a bathtub, but it can get awfully messy if you go that direction.
In the end, you are left with a wrapped present.
Sure, sometimes the present
If you've not yet read Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James, you need to do so.
Not because it's a literary masterpiece but because your inner goddess will thank you for it.
Plus, it's better than spending an evening wrapping presents.
LOL Jen I just finished reading this book last week. WOW.. is really all I can say. Agree definitely not a literary masterpiece but always fun to read a little smutty inner goddess book once in awhile. Now the question is...do you read the next two??
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely! I feel an obligation to support a new author (vs. escape my reality for an alternative, smutty universe).
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