Sometimes while surfing the Internet I think how smart Al Gore is for inventing the dang thing. I mean, really, the Internet is the bomb! If it weren't for the Internet, imagine how much quality time I would be forced to spend with my family.
Other times while surfing the Internet I get confused about the news. For example, while reading a legitimate news article I start to think I'm reading fiction. 'Tis the season to read and heardumb shit stupid stuff.
Well, imagine my confusion when I watched this dark, threatening video starring Fire and the scary voice of Mike Huckabee. I really wanted to believe this was a joke or a new skit from Saturday Night Live.
Instead, I learned this is no joke. At least not to Mike Huckabee.
Apparently, he thinks I may go to go hell after voting or at least as a result of my voting.
The Bully Huckabee wants me to believe that my vote could lead me to the depths of hell. If I were a better Christian, I would vote the way the bully wants me to vote and thereby skirt going to the bowels of hell.
Anyone else sense the irony?
Certainly Mr. Holier-than-thou is familiar with the following verses:
"Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?" Matthew 7:3
"Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;" Luke 6:37
"Only, let every one lead the life which the Lord has assigned to him, and in which God has called him." 1 Corinthians 7:17
"Let no one seek his own good, but the good of his neighbor." 1 Corinthians 10:24
I know we are all (especially those of us in swing states) immensely tired of political commercials. ALL political commercials.
I just think itssad morally wrong to resort to bully tactics and question a person's Christianity as a result of political views the person may or may not have.
Shame on you, Mr. Huckabee.
Other times while surfing the Internet I get confused about the news. For example, while reading a legitimate news article I start to think I'm reading fiction. 'Tis the season to read and hear
Well, imagine my confusion when I watched this dark, threatening video starring Fire and the scary voice of Mike Huckabee. I really wanted to believe this was a joke or a new skit from Saturday Night Live.
Instead, I learned this is no joke. At least not to Mike Huckabee.
Apparently, he thinks I may go to go hell after voting or at least as a result of my voting.
The Bully Huckabee wants me to believe that my vote could lead me to the depths of hell. If I were a better Christian, I would vote the way the bully wants me to vote and thereby skirt going to the bowels of hell.
Anyone else sense the irony?
Certainly Mr. Holier-than-thou is familiar with the following verses:
"Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?" Matthew 7:3
"Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;" Luke 6:37
"Only, let every one lead the life which the Lord has assigned to him, and in which God has called him." 1 Corinthians 7:17
"Let no one seek his own good, but the good of his neighbor." 1 Corinthians 10:24
I know we are all (especially those of us in swing states) immensely tired of political commercials. ALL political commercials.
I just think its
Shame on you, Mr. Huckabee.
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