I love my family.
They truly put "fun" in "dysFUNctional."
This Thanksgiving was spent gathered around a table with my husband, my parents, sister, brother-in-law, aunt, cousin, cousin-in-law, and a gaggle of children sequestered at the infamous children's table.
Arguably, the children's table was more civilized than the adult table. This is saying something because the children's table was total mayhem.
You may find this difficult to believe, but the following words were uttered AT THE ADULT TABLE during Thanksgiving:
Clot
Fescue
Mucinex
Table saw
Tourniquet
Vaginia
Vaginal disease
Somewhere there is a pilgrim rolling over in his grave.
I double-dog dare you to try to use the above words during your next dinner party without having at least one person groan in apparent pain.
Happy Thanksgiving to all of my friends and family! Whether you are fun, dysfunctional, or a little of both, I hope you have a turkey-filled holiday surrounded by those for which you are most thankful.
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