I am not a fan of Mother Nature.
We have a long ugly history with one another. Just read "Surviving Heat Wave without Electricity" or "Sociology Experiment Gone Bad" or "The Essentials" to get a glimpse of our rocky past. I don't think I did anything to deserve that kind of mistreatment.
I thought maybe she was just going through a rough patch, but now I'm starting to think Mother Nature either has a seriously bad case of PMS or she is a total b****.
I'm trying to monitor my choice of words because my children hear everything I don't want them to hear and seemingly very little of what I would actually like them to hear. I'm not sure if asterisks count as swearing or not, but I'm cutting myself some slack because Mother Nature has really ticked me off!
What reason other thanthe end of times PMS can explain snow storms in late March?
Ladies, we certainly understand the emotional instability that comes with PMS. The worst symptoms include rage, irritability, bloating, and the desire to eat your weight in ice cream. I suppose Mother Nature doesn't have easy access to Ben & Jerry's so what else can she do but shower us with snow and sleet?
I understand the desire to destroy things when PMS-ing. I really do.
But then Mother Nature had the audacity to kill my daffodils.
She just ruthlessly struck them down with cold wind, freezing rain, and snow. That's taking the whole PMS thing to a new level. Too bad we can't slip her a Midol. I'm sure she would feel much better, and we would have a chance at seeing Spring.
The good people of Butler County, Ohio are so sick and tired of this weather they have written an indictment against Punxsutawney Phil. Yes, they are mockingly suing the groundhog because they are obviouslybored tired of winter. I was in total support of their mockery of the judicial system until I realized the prosecutor was seeking the death penalty. That seems like cruel and unusual punishment for the groundhog since, of course, we all know Mother Nature is the root of this evilness.
First the daffodils and now the groundhog. Mother Nature, how can you live with yourself?
Stop acting like a total female dog.
We have a long ugly history with one another. Just read "Surviving Heat Wave without Electricity" or "Sociology Experiment Gone Bad" or "The Essentials" to get a glimpse of our rocky past. I don't think I did anything to deserve that kind of mistreatment.
I thought maybe she was just going through a rough patch, but now I'm starting to think Mother Nature either has a seriously bad case of PMS or she is a total b****.
I'm trying to monitor my choice of words because my children hear everything I don't want them to hear and seemingly very little of what I would actually like them to hear. I'm not sure if asterisks count as swearing or not, but I'm cutting myself some slack because Mother Nature has really ticked me off!
What reason other than
Ladies, we certainly understand the emotional instability that comes with PMS. The worst symptoms include rage, irritability, bloating, and the desire to eat your weight in ice cream. I suppose Mother Nature doesn't have easy access to Ben & Jerry's so what else can she do but shower us with snow and sleet?
I understand the desire to destroy things when PMS-ing. I really do.
But then Mother Nature had the audacity to kill my daffodils.
She just ruthlessly struck them down with cold wind, freezing rain, and snow. That's taking the whole PMS thing to a new level. Too bad we can't slip her a Midol. I'm sure she would feel much better, and we would have a chance at seeing Spring.
The good people of Butler County, Ohio are so sick and tired of this weather they have written an indictment against Punxsutawney Phil. Yes, they are mockingly suing the groundhog because they are obviously
First the daffodils and now the groundhog. Mother Nature, how can you live with yourself?
Stop acting like a total female dog.
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