Yes, voting is a big responsibility.
I already know many of my Facebook friends are going to make the wrong choice. I get it. Democracy is complicated.
But I have nooooooooooo earthly idea how there are some people in our universe who still don't know which candidate they plan to support.
Honestly.
Mr. Romney sends me love letters daily. I can't go to my mailbox without pulling out an oversized, glossy card telling me how much he and Mr. Ryan plan to do for me if I would just vote for them. President Obama visited my hometown and openly admitted he's not too proud to beg for my vote.And I do love it when men beg.
I've watched three debates and approximately 36 million political commercials. I've watched Saturday Night Live point out the absurdities of both camps. The nightly news is literally stalking each campaign and giving me play-by-play updates of what the candidates said, ate, and wore during the course of a day.
I've watched as Facebook friends have "liked" political Facebook pages while other Facebook friends blasted them for their stupidity.
In other words, I can't get the mail, turn on the television,stalk view Facebook without being bombarded with political factoids, exaggerations, mistruths, innuendos, and blatant pleads to vote for a certain candidate.
How are there earthlings who remain undecided voters? What else do they need to make up their minds? If they are truly this indecisive, should we even want them voting?
Seriously, even my young, relatively clueless children have opinions about this election cycle.
My son reports his father, who is running for absolutely nothing, has low polling numbers. Apparently the only way for my hubby to raise his polling numbers is to allow my son to have more desserts. Clearly, politicians could buy my son's vote with candy and cake. Maybe that would work for the undecided voters, too!
Hey, Prez and Mittens, have you thought about passing out candy corn?
Undecideds, it's time to decide.
I already know many of my Facebook friends are going to make the wrong choice. I get it. Democracy is complicated.
But I have nooooooooooo earthly idea how there are some people in our universe who still don't know which candidate they plan to support.
Honestly.
Mr. Romney sends me love letters daily. I can't go to my mailbox without pulling out an oversized, glossy card telling me how much he and Mr. Ryan plan to do for me if I would just vote for them. President Obama visited my hometown and openly admitted he's not too proud to beg for my vote.
I've watched three debates and approximately 36 million political commercials. I've watched Saturday Night Live point out the absurdities of both camps. The nightly news is literally stalking each campaign and giving me play-by-play updates of what the candidates said, ate, and wore during the course of a day.
I've watched as Facebook friends have "liked" political Facebook pages while other Facebook friends blasted them for their stupidity.
In other words, I can't get the mail, turn on the television,
How are there earthlings who remain undecided voters? What else do they need to make up their minds? If they are truly this indecisive, should we even want them voting?
Seriously, even my young, relatively clueless children have opinions about this election cycle.
My son reports his father, who is running for absolutely nothing, has low polling numbers. Apparently the only way for my hubby to raise his polling numbers is to allow my son to have more desserts. Clearly, politicians could buy my son's vote with candy and cake. Maybe that would work for the undecided voters, too!
Hey, Prez and Mittens, have you thought about passing out candy corn?
Undecideds, it's time to decide.
Our society today is one that if food were involved, there would be no question who they would vote for. Just watch what people do when free samples are given. If one of those guys gave out free food AND unlimited refills, he'd have their vote!
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