That bitch Sandy got me thinking about the time my family was without power for all eternity countless days. (Check out Sociology Experiment Gone Bad if you want to glimpse that madness.)
This then got me thinking about survivalists and other people with whom I have nothing in common.
According to my research, a "Bug Out Bag" is a backpack filled with items you will need when you come face to face with Armageddon. Survivalist seemingly love their BOBs (Bug Out Bags).Bug-Out Bag (Google Affiliate Ad)
As I understand it, rational people put things like bottled water, canned meat, weapons and a variety of seeds (since, of course, planting a garden following Armageddon is necessary. Duh!).
I would argue that truly rational people don't even pack a "Bug Out Bag," but what do I know?
All of this to say, either way you look at it, I am not a rational person.
I now want to make a "Bug Out Bag," but mine will not contain water and canned meat.
After giving this a considerable amount of thought, and by that I mean a solid five minutes, I've come up with the 5 essential items to place in my "Bug Out Bag."
1. Multiple bottles of wine
There's water in wine and it's also sort of like fruit. I'm not packing a corkscrew so the wine will be in screw top bottles. Notice I am also not packing any cups. Cups would take up much needed space.
2. Razors
Yes, a zombie might eat my face during a zombie apocalypse, but I refuse to die with hairy armpits. Simply Venus Disposable Razor - 16 ct. - Shaving & Hair Removal (Google Affiliate Ad)
3. Cheez Whiz
I hate to admit it during non-Armageddon times, but when face to face with the end of times, I will totally own up to the fact that I'm a huge fan of processed cheese. All cheese is good, of course, but it's hard to beat the goodness of a rich, thick processed cheese product... especially while drinking cheep wine right from the bottle. Cheez Whiz (White) T-Shirt (Google Affiliate Ad)
4. Aspirin
Wine can give me a headache. I can only assume that wine plus trying to survive the end of times will also give me a headache.
5. Multiple bottles of wine
Seriously, can you ever have enough wine during an apocalypse?
Forscarier other ideas about what to pack, google "Bug Out Bag" bag.
Don't say I didn't warn you!
This then got me thinking about survivalists and other people with whom I have nothing in common.
According to my research, a "Bug Out Bag" is a backpack filled with items you will need when you come face to face with Armageddon. Survivalist seemingly love their BOBs (Bug Out Bags).Bug-Out Bag (Google Affiliate Ad)
As I understand it, rational people put things like bottled water, canned meat, weapons and a variety of seeds (since, of course, planting a garden following Armageddon is necessary. Duh!).
I would argue that truly rational people don't even pack a "Bug Out Bag," but what do I know?
All of this to say, either way you look at it, I am not a rational person.
I now want to make a "Bug Out Bag," but mine will not contain water and canned meat.
After giving this a considerable amount of thought, and by that I mean a solid five minutes, I've come up with the 5 essential items to place in my "Bug Out Bag."
1. Multiple bottles of wine
There's water in wine and it's also sort of like fruit. I'm not packing a corkscrew so the wine will be in screw top bottles. Notice I am also not packing any cups. Cups would take up much needed space.
2. Razors
Yes, a zombie might eat my face during a zombie apocalypse, but I refuse to die with hairy armpits. Simply Venus Disposable Razor - 16 ct. - Shaving & Hair Removal (Google Affiliate Ad)
3. Cheez Whiz
I hate to admit it during non-Armageddon times, but when face to face with the end of times, I will totally own up to the fact that I'm a huge fan of processed cheese. All cheese is good, of course, but it's hard to beat the goodness of a rich, thick processed cheese product... especially while drinking cheep wine right from the bottle. Cheez Whiz (White) T-Shirt (Google Affiliate Ad)
4. Aspirin
Wine can give me a headache. I can only assume that wine plus trying to survive the end of times will also give me a headache.
5. Multiple bottles of wine
Seriously, can you ever have enough wine during an apocalypse?
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Don't say I didn't warn you!
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